Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Actual Conversation

Her: Hey, whatcha doin'?

Me: Watching baseball.

Her: Whose playing?

Me: Several teams probably, but I'm watching the Giants. Their best pitcher, Tim Lincecum, is pitching.

Her: Who?

Me: Tim Lin-ce-cum

Her: Never heard of him.

Me: Can you name any baseball players?

Her: (Pause) Does Bo Derek still play baseball?

3 comments:

Olive Bread said...

Yeah, well... YOU had to look up Marcus Allen!

Anonymous said...

Shut up.

oudev oida said...

Hee, hee. Here's one time where it makes sense to post as "anonymous." Not really picking on you, but you have to admit, it was pretty funny!